Rabu, 29 September 2010

The Princess and the Pea

The Princess and the Pea
folklore

Once upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a princess; but she would have to be a real princess. He travelled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real princess.



One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and the old king went to open it.



It was a princess standing out there in front of the gate. But, good gracious! what a sight the rain and the wind had made her look. The water ran down from her hair and clothes; it ran down into the toes of her shoes and out again at the heels. And yet she said that she was a real princess.



Well, we'll soon find that out, thought the old queen. But she said nothing, went into the bed-room, took all the bedding off the bedstead, and laid a pea on the bottom; then she took twenty mattresses and laid them on the pea, and then twenty eider-down beds on top of the mattresses.



On this the princess had to lie all night. In the morning she was asked how she had slept.



"Oh, very badly!" said she. "I have scarcely closed my eyes all night. Heaven only knows what was in the bed, but I was lying on something hard, so that I am black and blue all over my body. It's horrible!"



Now they knew that she was a real princess because she had felt the pea right through the twenty mattresses and the twenty eider-down beds.



Nobody but a real princess could be as sensitive as that.



So the prince took her for his wife, for now he knew that he had a real princess; and the pea was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it.

Enjoy my folklore

Selasa, 07 September 2010

Salah Makai Motor

Cerita Lucu Salah Makai Motor Orang

Pagi ini q buru-buru untuk sampai dikampus..,karena sudah janji ngumpul sama teman-teman jam 7.

Karena hari ini ada pameran di Art Center,dan kami ada salah satu peserta untuk mengisi acara tersebut.

Sampai dikampus yang lain sudah pada datang.

Gung : “Mon,kita belum beli air ni buat disana..,”
AQ : “Ya udah beli A*UA gelas aja satu dus..”
Gung : “Tapi lu yang beli yap…”
AQ : “Iya..iya..iya…sini kunci motor lu…masak gue bawa A*ua satu dus..

Tanpa pikir panjang q langsung menuju ke parkiran motor dibelakang kampus. Q ingat ciri-ciri motor nya Si Gung, yaitu peleg bintang warna mas,Mio putih abu tanpa.

Kunci motor di colok kekontak dan distarter….brummm….brummmm..brummm…. Motor pun nyala…langsung q menuju kedepan.

Aq : “Gung, Helm lu baru nih..,Full Face nih..,,(belum selesai Gung jawab guedah nanya lagi) “Tapi ni gimana buka Jok nya nih..,,lu kok taruh jaket dijepit di Jok sih..,”

Gung : “Eh…Mon Ni mah bukan motor q..,motor q tuh didepan…(Gung menunjuk ke depan kampus)

Q melihat ke arah depan dan benar motor Gung yang sering q pakai ada disana motornya sama persis.
AQ : “Lah ni motor sapa nih..,,q kira motor lu.”
Gung : “Mana q tau..hmmm hmmmm..kok kunci nya masuk yap…?? wah berbakat lu jadi Curanmor.”
AQ : “Ah sial lu….,lu kagak ngomong sih taruh motor di depan…q kira motor lu di Parkiran.”

Anak-anak pada ngetawain q. pakai ngakak lagi… q langsung pulangin tu motor dan liat kiri kanan,takut yang punya liat..,kok q bisa bawa motor nya dia..

sungguh memalukan,,,

hehehe..kalo di inget2...

Kamis, 02 September 2010

Kura-Kura Memanjat Pohon




Seekor kura-kura kecil mulai memanjat sebuah pohon dengan perlahan-lahan. Setelah selama berjam-jam mencoba, ia akhirnya sampai ke puncak, kemudian melompat sambil mengepakkan kaki-kakinya. Ia jatuh dengan keras ke tanah. Setelah sadar, ia memanjat lagi, lompat lagi, dan jatuh lagi. Kura-kura itu terus mencoba, sementara sepasang burung di atas pohon mengamati kura-kura itu dengan penuh rasa iba.

Kemudian burung betina berkata kepada suaminya, "Sayang, saya rasa inilah saatnya untuk memberitahu kura-kura kecil kita kalau dia adalah anak adopsi."

hahahaha,,,,,,,

Rabu, 01 September 2010

Cerita Anak Gajah Diet



Cerita Humor Anak Gajah Diet


Terjadi percakapan antara bapak gajah dan anak gajah.

Bapak: "Nak, ibumu sangat cantik. Bapak dulu berusaha dengan susah payah merebut hatinya, karena dia selalu jual mahal.."

Anak: "Aku juga cantik kan, Yah?"

Bapak: "Ya, iya dong, kamu mirip ibumu. Lalu, apa yang akan kamu lakukan gadis kecilku bila kamu sebesar ibumu?"

Anak: "Diet, Yah..."

Bapak: "@#$)#**@#$^.............